Friday, January 25, 2013

The Splatter Argument

Okay, let's settle this.  Ladies, here’s a little test for you.  All you need is a mop bucket and a garden hose.  Ready?  Let's go outside!

Once outside, try to find a nice dry area on your driveway or patio.  Take the empty bucket, place it on the ground, and using the garden hose, fill it roughly half way with water.  Is the ground around the bucket still dry?  Good.  Now, with the water turned off, stand approximately 1ft behind the bucket, and hold the end of the hose a little over 3ft from the ground.  Aim the hose at the bucket.  While you’re standing there, have someone turn the hose on for 15 seconds.

So, how’d you do?  Is the ground around the bucket still dry?  Not so easy afterall, huh.

Case closed.


  1. Simply awesome. Best post I've read in a long time.

  2. Now who's askn anyone to stand 3f from the target...seriously!!! Funny Dave ...I'll side w the lady on this one! And share a lil poem too...if u sprinkle when u a sweety and wipe the seaty!:)

  3. Not 3 feet away from the target horizontal-wise, 3 feet up, vertical distance. Think about it again :)

  4. I am...and i'm still thinkin...really?!!! Lol...the woman has a case...and i stand by it! olllllllo :)